conspiracy theories
I’ve been researching the Watchmen (novel) for my american literature paper. somehow, my “researching” led to an article about illuminati symbolism throughout Moore’s writing. completely irrelevant to my paper, but conspiracy theories like these always interest me.
anyways, instead of actually doing my paper, i chose to indulge deeper into conspiracy theories .. and it was worth it. The Vigilant Citizen says Lady Gaga is an illuminati puppet. the article is mostly about how she exemplifies mind control, but my favorite part is this analysis of her name:
”’Gaga’ is probably the easiest word to say in the English language, as it is often the first sound emitted by babies trying to imitate speech. So her name basically says: I’m a lady and I’m empty-headed. This empty head can filled with any crap you want. Imitate me young people. This state of mind is achieved after successful mind control.”
…..you’re kidding, right?
Spot-On Impression of the Day: Stephen Colbert does a (seemingly) extemporaneous impression of a nuclear explosion, which turns out to be one of the funniest things of all time.
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COLBERT <3
a (somewhat estranged) friend came into my work tonight. sat at the bar- by himself. I don’t know why but every time I talked to him I felt awkward. he drank a few, watched the games for a little bit, and then cashed out. he was getting ready to leave when I gave him my number and told him to text me so I had it. I just got off work and this is the text he sent me. ummm wtf?
(410): when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you’ve had too much to drink
(via murderxmissxmidge)
plz, i’ve had enough of fucking twilight. and for all the people who’ve told me, “i was like you; just read a page, you’ll be addicted,” um, no thanks. i don’t want to be like all the other twenty-something-year-olds i know running around like a bunch of 8-year-old idiots obsessed with fictional vampires thankkkk youuuuu
she spends every night getting high with her so-called friends
and she’s dropping hundred dollar bills on quarterbags,
says she’s never coming down again
and she keeps looking for a better place
