the grape dutchess

Dec 06

conspiracy theories

I’ve been researching the Watchmen (novel) for my american literature paper. somehow, my “researching” led to an article about illuminati symbolism throughout Moore’s writing. completely irrelevant to my paper, but conspiracy theories like these always interest me.

anyways, instead of actually doing my paper, i chose to indulge deeper into conspiracy theories .. and it was worth it. The Vigilant Citizen says Lady Gaga is an illuminati puppet. the article is mostly about how she exemplifies mind control, but my favorite part is this analysis of her name:

”’Gaga’ is probably the easiest word to say in the English language, as it is often the first sound emitted by babies trying to imitate speech. So her name basically says: I’m a lady and I’m empty-headed. This empty head can filled with any crap you want. Imitate me young people. This state of mind is achieved after successful mind control.”

…..you’re kidding, right?

Dec 06
what big eyes you have

what big eyes you have

Dec 06

i love everything about this

Dec 06
ylizabeth:

jmdj: (via papertissue)
Dec 05

thedailywhat:

Spot-On Impression of the Day: Stephen Colbert does a (seemingly) extemporaneous impression of a nuclear explosion, which turns out to be one of the funniest things of all time.

[via.]

COLBERT <3

Dec 03
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(via stonerparty)

Dec 02
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(via tmblg)

Dec 01
paying little brother&#8217;s speeding ticket &gt; bailing little brother out of jail

paying little brother’s speeding ticket > bailing little brother out of jail

Dec 01
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Dec 01
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

coldernights:

“Tear You Apart” She Wants Revenge

i want to fucking tear.you.apart

Nov 30
a (somewhat estranged) friend came into my work tonight. sat at the bar- by himself. I don&#8217;t know why but every time I talked to him I felt awkward. he drank a few, watched the games for a little bit, and then cashed out. he was getting ready to leave when I gave him my number and told him to text me so I had it. I just got off work and this is the text he sent me. ummm wtf?

a (somewhat estranged) friend came into my work tonight. sat at the bar- by himself. I don’t know why but every time I talked to him I felt awkward. he drank a few, watched the games for a little bit, and then cashed out. he was getting ready to leave when I gave him my number and told him to text me so I had it. I just got off work and this is the text he sent me. ummm wtf?

Nov 27

txtsfrmlstnght:

(410): when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you’ve had too much to drink


Nov 26
breakfast at the lake house! happy turkey day :)

breakfast at the lake house! happy turkey day :)

Nov 24
(via murderxmissxmidge)
plz, i&#8217;ve had enough of fucking twilight. and for all the people who&#8217;ve told me, &#8220;i was like you; just read a page, you&#8217;ll be addicted,&#8221; um, no thanks. i don&#8217;t want to be like all the other twenty-something-year-olds i know running around like a bunch of 8-year-old idiots obsessed with fictional vampires thankkkk youuuuu

(via murderxmissxmidge)

plz, i’ve had enough of fucking twilight. and for all the people who’ve told me, “i was like you; just read a page, you’ll be addicted,” um, no thanks. i don’t want to be like all the other twenty-something-year-olds i know running around like a bunch of 8-year-old idiots obsessed with fictional vampires thankkkk youuuuu

Nov 23

quote she spends every night getting high with her so-called friends
and she’s dropping hundred dollar bills on quarterbags, 
says she’s never coming down again
and she keeps looking for a better place

— Corey Smith A Better Place